Blog by Sumana Harihareswara, Changeset founder
14 Nov 2022, 16:40 p.m.
Next Twitter Announcements - A Bingo Card
Since I was joking about this with two friends over text message about the poor decisions that the new head of Twitter is making, and I asked "Is there a bingo card?" and one said "You should absolutely make one!"
Presented for your amusement: a bingo card for you to consult as new announcements emerge.
A bingo card of poor decisions that the head of Twitter may make, but has not yet made, as of mid-November 2022. In PDF.
PDF version of Twitter bingo card
And, in case neither the PNG nor the PDF works for you:
| Move Twitter HQ to Texas |
| Acquihire one of his other companies |
| Ban Unicode; Twitter goes ASCII-only |
| Premium members get multiple avatars |
| Sue Mastodon for IP infringement |
| Require personal loyalty pledges from workers |
| New head counsel: Rudy Giuliani |
| Classmates.com model: pay to read each DM you receive |
| Each tweet is now its own blockchain |
| Crowdsource moderation with gamification |
| Users must specify a binary gender in profile |
| “Real names” policy |
| All-hands meeting inspirational speaker: Donald Trump |
| New Twitter-branded mobile OS or handset |
| Remove light theme |
| Sue users who have stopped tweeting |
| Require personal loyalty pledges from users |
| New head of public relations: Rudy Giuliani |
| Incite fans to harass @FTC |
| No more 2FA: “If you’re careful you won’t need it” |
| Health insurance benefits replaced by CrossFit discount |
| Ad buys get you git commit access |
| Move on-prem data centers to Sealand |
| New CTO: Rudy Giuliani |
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