10 May 2005, 21:14 p.m.

Day Quality

Today I got to talk to famous people about Star Trek. And Leonard made me dinner and it had pesto in it. And none of the customers I dealt with made me want to commit …

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09 May 2005, 22:24 p.m.

Totally Blah Experience

Remind me to avoid hospitals as though they were the plague, instead of plague-curers who carry their own other plagues, such as antibiotic-resistant staph.

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09 May 2005, 9:44 a.m.

This Morning On Diversity BART

On my left, a woman read the New Testament on a PDA, probably a PalmPilot. On my right, a man with a yarmulke and a prayer shawl on his head strapped tefillin to his arms, …

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08 May 2005, 15:19 p.m.

Uncle Morty's Dub Shack

ImaginAsian TV's Uncle Morty's Dub Shack makes me laugh very, very hard. Think Mystery Science Theater 3000 for kung fu and Bollywood flicks, and only a half hour long. Absolutely worth taping.

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06 May 2005, 10:20 a.m.

Report A Spam Result

"If your Google search returns a result that you suspect is spam, please let us know using this form....In especially egregious cases, we will remove spammers from our index immediately, so they do not show …

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06 May 2005, 7:26 a.m.

Oryx & Crake

If you have read Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood, and you believe you understand the ending, please tell me your interpretation. I finished it last night and felt as though my copy were missing …

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05 May 2005, 9:30 a.m.

Another Pleasant Internet Radio Station

EggRadio, which purports to appeal to "Geeks With Taste." Songs and interstitial bits include "Fifty Nifty United States," The Big Lebowski clips, and some sort of Muppet coming-out celebration.

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05 May 2005, 9:25 a.m.

Department Store

Hugo Schwyzer reprints a poignant poem by Carl Dennis for the occasion of Mother's Day.

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05 May 2005, 7:20 a.m.

Diversity Daze

My column this week complains about insipid, superficial celebrations of diversity, and suggests possibly offensive measures that would help. Yet dance and clothes are but the trappings of a culture, and plates of dumplings are …

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04 May 2005, 12:36 p.m.

Bookishness

At Sam Weller's bookstore in Salt Lake City, as I bought books to read on the train ride back home, I considered getting a copy of Pilgrim's Progress to read for the first time. Then …

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