04 Apr 2005, 16:33 p.m.

Why Not?

When I die, I want my organs donated. So I put the pink "donor" dot on my ID and told my loved ones about my wishes. But what if they aren't around or I don't …

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04 Apr 2005, 9:52 a.m.

Salon Music Epiphany

I just realized how much music Salon Premium members get to download. Not only do they get almost forty songs (MP3s) in the most recent Salon Music Mix and archived December 2004 mix, but they …

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03 Apr 2005, 18:11 p.m.

Kneel-Down Comic

Just got to tell someone the most classic riddle (the Sphinx one about "Four legs in the morning..."). He didn't know the answer.

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03 Apr 2005, 8:44 a.m.

Fetch!

Pupna is a joke search engine.

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01 Apr 2005, 13:32 p.m.

Crate-Building Nuthatch

Do you have the blues? My cure: listen to The Donnas' "Do You Wanna Hit It" and look at Dave Bort's comics.

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01 Apr 2005, 8:54 a.m.

Core Competency

I was about to take Websnark off my to-read list, and then in his April Fool's entry he made me smile with a self-mocking riff on "Diff'rent Strokes Syndrome". OK, you get another week.

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01 Apr 2005, 8:27 a.m.

Farewell

Alan Dundes has died. His work helped me understand Indian superstitions and I'm grateful for that, and sad that he is gone.

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29 Mar 2005, 11:16 a.m.

And All The Faces Are Female!

Am still blah from boring work and tech disaster at last night's Egg/Cookie show. Lunch with a friend will help. What would also help would be if the huge faceless organizations that are supposed to …

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28 Mar 2005, 14:09 p.m.

Also, I Put The Caller On Hold And Then Cursed Them

I bit my own hand as a silent stress relief technique during a bad customer support call today. I must have learned this as a child when my parents did not look kindly upon my …

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27 Mar 2005, 10:42 a.m.

Litigious Fairy-Tale Queens

From The Fact-Checker's Bible by Sarah Harrison Smith, pgs. 74-75: Audiotapes of interviews can be a wonderful source [italics in original]. They offer excellent legal protection. In a trial, libel lawyer David Korzenik says, "the …

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