27 May 2005, 15:48 p.m.

I Have Six Months

The Bookslut blog told me about The Twentysomething Writers Contest. Yes, I'd be giving up my rights to that essay in case Random House wanted to publish it, but it's not like my writing is …

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26 May 2005, 19:40 p.m.

Caustic Commentary & Time-Fillers

Get Your War On makes me laugh bitterly. On a scale of "how bitter is my laughter?" where ten equals "I am laughing black, black tears," The Daily Show is around a five and Get …

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26 May 2005, 19:33 p.m.

Don't Try Anything

House's second-most-recent episode, "Three Stories," was great. Then the season finale was okay. Just like with Star Trek: Enterprise. Three will make a rule. I'm warning you, Burbank!

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26 May 2005, 14:36 p.m.

Recommendations For Non-Light Reading

"Which academic books are fit for human consumption?" This list has added several titles to my wantlist.

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26 May 2005, 7:57 a.m.

And She Wonders, Where Is Everybody?

The new MC Masala column is up. I survey recent South Asian and diaspora lit.AUTHORS from the Indian subcontinent write lots of books. Some are fantastic. Vikram Seth's meganovel "A Suitable Boy" entranced me with …

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25 May 2005, 16:58 p.m.

How To Get Airplay

How to get your music on the radio. Assuming it's good.

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25 May 2005, 13:49 p.m.

$10 For Fifty Minutes Of Laughs

I'm seeing Will Franken at the Purple Onion tomorrow night - are you? I apologize in advance for how unfunny Bridget Schwartz will be.

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24 May 2005, 6:57 a.m.

Despite All Hamminess

I, too, have been an emcee for a gala. It's not fun. Tip: Never hire a belly dancer.

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23 May 2005, 14:44 p.m.

The Trendiest Thing Ever

Open-source Islam!

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22 May 2005, 13:13 p.m.

Now Awaiting The "Publish" Cronjob

About four years ago, I wrote a story for Leonard's now-defunct geek humor site Segfault in which I listed nonsensical Salon headlines. A conversation with Farhad Manjoo reminded me of it, so I reproduce it …

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