It's been a FANTASTIC few days, mild jaw pain notwithstanding. (In a few weeks I'll have wisdom teeth out.) This person writes like an unholy combination of Leonard, Ryan North, Chris Onstad, Stephenson, and Gogol. …
I like to pretend that I am stately. Also regal. But the word "regal" has to do with a hereditary aristocracy if not monarchy and I wouldn't want that kind of governmental system in the …
The posting of my column last week got messed up, so today I alert you to my column from last week (about not finding a hairdresser who'll cut my hair short) and this week's column …
A person who just left Salon gave me a small pillow. It had been left here by a previous employee so property rights are sort of nebulous on it (as the Supreme Court would approve). …
R.K. Narayan in "My Dateless Diary" does a US book tour. He gets two tickets to some event. "Why two?" he asks. The giver tells him that "two tickets or none" is an unalterable principle …
I've now applied for a bit of the jobbery. In the past two hours I've sent out two truthful letters that include the line "I believe I'm a great candidate for this position and for …
I have an extra ticket to a Giants game tomorrow night - 7:15pm, at the Pac Bell park in downtown SF, against the Arizona Diamondbacks. Who wants to join me? Update - looks like I …
What a media-centric weekend! At Riana's house, Leonard and I saw "Spirited Away" again, and then they had the Sumana premiere of the 1980s BBC comedy "The Young Ones." I understand Leonard better now. Also …
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Physically I feel better. Leonard made me laugh last night for about two full minutes. I'm back to the pre-illness level of health. But my psyche feels pretty battered. I gotta get into tech writing, …
