22 May 2005, 13:13 p.m.

Now Awaiting The "Publish" Cronjob

About four years ago, I wrote a story for Leonard's now-defunct geek humor site Segfault in which I listed nonsensical Salon headlines. A conversation with Farhad Manjoo reminded me of it, so I reproduce it …

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21 May 2005, 22:07 p.m.

Machiavelli's The Little Prince

A while ago, I read Peter Singer's Writings on an Ethical Life, the reader he put together to fairly represent his controversial views on animal rights, ecology, poverty, abortion, infanticide, and right living. After reading …

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21 May 2005, 21:16 p.m.

Movie Time

Leonard and I just rented some classics on DVD. Last night we watched The Great Dictator, Charlie Chaplin's great anti-Hitler movie that began production in 1937 and released in 1940. As Kris has pointed out …

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19 May 2005, 8:53 a.m.

Waiting For Hate Mail

This week's MC Masala: "Jesus and Krishna make the 9-to-5 bearable." Oh, the place in the underworld I'd reserve for the truth-fudging whiners who want a refund after the 30-day free trial window closes.

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19 May 2005, 7:18 a.m.

Announcement

Betty, my orange goldfish of fourteen months, has died. Leonard dug the grave, made the headstone, buried her, and said the eulogy this morning in the rain in the garden. I stood and couldn't say …

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19 May 2005, 6:26 a.m.

Grump

Why am I always getting up, every day? Why can't up get me sometimes?

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18 May 2005, 10:34 a.m.

Some Lightsaber Wounds Never Really Heal

Why I'm not a Star Wars fan.

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18 May 2005, 9:14 a.m.

Reason # 1 I Should Have Had A Pet Growing Up

Leonard thinks Betty is not well. I agree with him. I've transferred her to the small tank and have given her smashed-up peas to eat. Leonard is more distraught than I am. I feel sort …

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17 May 2005, 15:02 p.m.

And Just Food, Apparently

KQED has a food blog?

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17 May 2005, 15:01 p.m.

Disclaiming, Declaiming

Brendan, you deserve to know that I had notes for questions to ask in that conversation with Abu-Jaber. Yes, notes. And included among them was the note "jalapeno-cheddar bagel," as borrowed from a Heather Gold …

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