09 Mar 2002, 1:07 a.m.

Friday was actually very good. Reasons follow. I discovered what…

Friday was actually very good. Reasons follow. I discovered what oatcakes are supposed to be, upon eating one I bought at the local coffeeshop. They're supposed to have the wholesome goodness of oatmeal and the …

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08 Mar 2002, 16:13 p.m.

I would probably try to drop in on "a goth/industrial…

I would probably try to drop in on "a goth/industrial rave DJed by mimes."

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08 Mar 2002, 16:06 p.m.

When the blackout occurred, I was in a small, nearly…

When the blackout occurred, I was in a small, nearly empty restroom on an underground level of Dwinelle Hall. I did not know what had happened to extinguish the lights as I sat on the …

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08 Mar 2002, 15:28 p.m.

From Frances: the second line to "if wishes were horses…

From Frances: the second line to "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride" is "If turnips were watches, I'd wear one by my side."

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08 Mar 2002, 13:05 p.m.

Next time, on CES, my harrowing experience during the…

Next time, on CES, my harrowing experience during the UC Berkeley power outage.

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07 Mar 2002, 14:55 p.m.

Worthwhile lines from the Daily Californian: "Not giving a s---…

Worthwhile lines from the Daily Californian: "Not giving a s--- proved to be a needless defense tactic..." and "Movie Review: Mo' Money, Mo' Problems, Mo' Clich�s: Convention bitchslaps Cube and Epps."

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07 Mar 2002, 14:44 p.m.

Jeana mentions the third or fourth variant I've heard of…

Jeana mentions the third or fourth variant I've heard of the "if wishes were..." aphorism. There's "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride." There's "If wishes were fishes and I were a duck I'd …

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07 Mar 2002, 11:42 a.m.

I think that Aaron Sorkin should limit himself to only…

I think that Aaron Sorkin should limit himself to only writing opening scenes for The West Wing. It's always downhill from there.

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07 Mar 2002, 9:31 a.m.

Last night Leonard and I threw a little party for Zack, complete…

Last night Leonard and I threw a little party for Zack, complete with candles and cake. And pizza and Enterprise and The West Wing. I've never felt so college in my life. Best wishes, Steve.

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06 Mar 2002, 15:13 p.m.

Adam and I, as you may have noticed, have lunch…

Adam and I, as you may have noticed, have lunch together about twice a week. I enjoy our conversations, but sometimes he's just patently wrong. Unfortunately, today he wasn't; I was. Yes, Adam, you're right, …

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