13 Mar 2002, 8:55 a.m.

Remember how Professor McWhorter entertained us by saying he didn't…

Remember how Professor McWhorter entertained us by saying he didn't know what a Scantron is? Well, Adam told me that McWhorter did the same bit last semester! Oh, the fraud. I feel betrayed.

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13 Mar 2002, 8:51 a.m.

Yesterday Leonard received a physical letter that I had sent…

Yesterday Leonard received a physical letter that I had sent him the previous day! From Berkeley to San Francisco in about twenty-four hours!

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12 Mar 2002, 14:41 p.m.

Wow! It looks as though all my free Chomsky…

Wow! It looks as though all my free Chomsky tickets are already spoken for by Seth, Steve, and Nandini.

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12 Mar 2002, 14:23 p.m.

Today, in pre-midterm Q&A, someone asked whether we should bring…

Today, in pre-midterm Q&A, someone asked whether we should bring a Scantron for the test. Professor McWhorter evinced bewilderment and confusion, touching on such topics as the burning and ripping of CDs, MP3 players, electronics …

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12 Mar 2002, 12:18 p.m.

I waited in line for about twenty minutes to get…

I waited in line for about twenty minutes to get tickets to see Noam Chomsky speak on language and the mind and biolinguistics. I got two tickets for the Tuesday (19th) and two for the …

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12 Mar 2002, 8:46 a.m.

From a hypothetical argument: "Calm down." "It's not that I need to…

From a hypothetical argument: "Calm down." "It's not that I need to calm down, it's that you need to stop being wrong." From a hypothetical job fair: "Such a long line! What are they giving …

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11 Mar 2002, 23:24 p.m.

Sticky Snitch isn't Quidditch. …

Sticky Snitch isn't Quidditch.

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11 Mar 2002, 12:39 p.m.

Jade thinks I'm copping out when I make a predicate…

Jade thinks I'm copping out when I make a predicate true or false by assigning the null set or the universe of discourse to the predicate's extension. I say it's perfectly fine, contrasting my "Wal*Mart …

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10 Mar 2002, 23:56 p.m.

I carried a fire extinguisher on the BART this weekend,…

I carried a fire extinguisher on the BART this weekend, because Seth gave it to me during the intermission of the Mass. I doubled over laughing when he presented it to me, but I really …

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10 Mar 2002, 23:54 p.m.

So I enjoyed but fell asleep while listening to Bach's…

So I enjoyed but fell asleep while listening to Bach's Mass in B minor with Leonard and Seth, after showing Leonard a few episodes of Yes, Minister. In other media experiences, Leonard and I watched …

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