19 Jun 2002, 13:03 p.m.

I mentioned that Kenny Byerly has a piece in the…

I mentioned that Kenny Byerly has a piece in the new Mad. He's also been gracious and self-aggrandizing enough to let us in on links to all the articles he's written for the Heuristic Squelch …

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19 Jun 2002, 11:02 a.m.

Jon Carroll: Taste defensiveness hidden in a meandering, self-indulgent column: ...we…

Jon Carroll: Taste defensiveness hidden in a meandering, self-indulgent column: ...we ate at Grasshopper in Oakland, one of those chi-chi places featuring Asian tapas served on square plates and looking like miniature sculptures. It was …

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18 Jun 2002, 22:02 p.m.

Yesterday I played a fifteen-minute game of chess, losing to…

Yesterday I played a fifteen-minute game of chess, losing to a friendly street player named Walter. I actually like chess when I can play a friendly stranger and not be ashamed of losing. It develops …

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18 Jun 2002, 15:20 p.m.

Kenny Byerly has alerted me that he has a piece…

Kenny Byerly has alerted me that he has a piece out in the new, Star Wars-themed Mad Magazine, illustrated by none other than Mort Drucker!

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18 Jun 2002, 13:03 p.m.

Thank goodness that Italy is out of the World Cup.…

Thank goodness that Italy is out of the World Cup. Now that France, Italy, and Mexico are all out of contention, maybe people in my house will go to sleep at a decent hour.

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18 Jun 2002, 11:47 a.m.

I wondered whether The Daily Show would hire me, and…

I wondered whether The Daily Show would hire me, and visited their jobs listings. Probably not. Paulina: "You could go to New York and try to make it big." Me: "Oh, that's so twentieth-century."

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17 Jun 2002, 17:44 p.m.

The Daily Show replied to my fan letter! They…

The Daily Show replied to my fan letter! They sent me a package with a Daily Show pen and pencil and keychain and stress toy and hat! I'm wearing my Daily Show hat right now, …

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17 Jun 2002, 17:44 p.m.

Done with the midterm. A guy named Richard D. Anderson wrote…

Done with the midterm. A guy named Richard D. Anderson wrote an article about "The Discursive Origins of Russian Democratic Politics." It's full of discourse this and game theory that. It's so 90s. Leonard suggested …

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17 Jun 2002, 15:51 p.m.

I've decided that totalitarianism, being a form of security, is…

I've decided that totalitarianism, being a form of security, is a process, not a product. As such, "Is This System Totalitarian Or Not" is a question that sort of misses the point. Did this system …

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17 Jun 2002, 11:54 a.m.

Done with Democracy From Scratch, which was the big hurdle because…

Done with Democracy From Scratch, which was the big hurdle because it's a book, not a bunch of easy-to-skim articles that basically give you the gist in the first page. In Democracy From Scratch, Fish …

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