I hereby suggest that you read the new Being There, Doing That by the Brunching guy. I hope the feature returns!

Recently I've actually finished two books. I didn't like Jon Stewart's anthology Naked Pictures of Famous People as much as I'd hoped, although a few of the pieces were worthwhile. I especially liked "The Devil …

I am glad to see more evidence that Susanna also sees the silliness.

Care for a sample of the beadseller's cant? Rainbow beads, rainbow flags, rainbow leis, rainbow braids. One, two, three, five dollars, rainbow beads, starting at just one dollar. Colorful, festive, and inexpensive. I got rainbow …

Happy Pride, as I was told on the street today. I went to San Francisco to make my fortune in selling beads at the Gay Pride Fest. I saw the usual unusual sights, e.g., costumes, …

Andy complained about a paucity of bullet trains in North America. Just last night, Leonard was complaining about the same thing. He wants an express train between SF and LA. "I could go see my …

Andy Holloway and Adam both carry guitar picks in their wallets, as I found out today. Ouch! ["The Wire" is] sort of a visual novel. We knew exactly what we wanted to say about the …

Susanna writes that Mormon authorities get concerned when not enough couples get engaged. Man! No offense, Mormons, but that's wack.

From hanging out with Seth and Leonard last night: I suggested that Seth use dirt to make the path of a laser's beam more visible, to which he responded, "I have some dirt, but it's …

On Monday I ate Gardenburgers with ketchup and mustard between slices of black bread. When I ran out of bread I ate the patties by themselves. On Tuesday I was out of ketchup, but I …