29 Jul 2002, 23:14 p.m.

"Ewww, this cheese is even smellier than you are!" Kids…

"Ewww, this cheese is even smellier than you are!" Kids are creatively cruel -- creatively, mind!

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29 Jul 2002, 23:09 p.m.

Recent Beetle Bailey comic strip that Leonard and I discussed…

Recent Beetle Bailey comic strip that Leonard and I discussed at some length: Panel One: the Sarge comes across his anthropomorphic dog, Otto, half-dressed (hat, shirt, and boxer shorts) and angry, next to Otto's doggie …

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29 Jul 2002, 23:06 p.m.

BART Tests Extension: Local politicos are among the invitees for…

BART Tests Extension: Local politicos are among the invitees for a test run of transit system's extension to SFO. Is It Just Me, or does this sound like an engraved invitation addressed to Disaster Mansion? …

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29 Jul 2002, 0:45 a.m.

Don't let me forget! On Tuesday night I have…

Don't let me forget! On Tuesday night I have to attend a workshop, and then my writing group, and then the next day I drive to Sacramento to take a civil service exam.

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29 Jul 2002, 0:38 a.m.

Anirvan stopped by the Cody's information desk today. I…

Anirvan stopped by the Cody's information desk today. I asked him: "Can I help you find a book?" He replied: "I think my bookfinding needs are pretty much taken care of, thanks." Funniest thing I'd …

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27 Jul 2002, 12:10 p.m.

Hey, my Bachelor of Arts in Political Science actually came…

Hey, my Bachelor of Arts in Political Science actually came in handy at work yesterday! "I'm looking for books by Dahl. D-a-h-l." "Roald Dahl. Well, we have a number of books by him in the …

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26 Jul 2002, 11:51 a.m.

Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day! …

Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day!

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26 Jul 2002, 11:49 a.m.

Working nights and weekends messes up my temporal orientation. …

Working nights and weekends messes up my temporal orientation. Today's Friday? I guess another thing that messes up my temporal orientation is listening to political parody from six years ago.

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26 Jul 2002, 0:50 a.m.

Want a laugh? Go to any erotic story archive…

Want a laugh? Go to any erotic story archive on the web (e.g., literotica) and check out the table of contents of slash, parodies, and/or celebrity fantasies. Some of the combinations involving Jeri Ryan (Star …

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24 Jul 2002, 14:53 p.m.

John McWhorter has mentioned in interviews and in lectures that…

John McWhorter has mentioned in interviews and in lectures that his next book will be about some aspect of black culture in America. One time he mentioned a title -- The New Double Consciousness. Just …

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