10 Dec 2005, 8:36 a.m.

HOWTO Write Hackish Standup, Part II

Leonard suggested that I follow up my bare-bones standup comedy writing HOWTO with an example. I'll start with some really unsuitable observations and anecdotes, explain why they are unsuitable for the easy procedure I'd outlined, …

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10 Dec 2005, 7:26 a.m.

On Cutting Through Personal Style

Sometimes I wonder why I like House (properly House, M.D.). After all, in real life, I'd shut a jerk like Greg House out of my life entirely. But then I remember the writing - not …

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09 Dec 2005, 19:37 p.m.

The Escalator Of Reason

Hasidic Rebel (who redesigned and started writing again this month) once found himself explaining to his more orthodox wife that learning the arguments against her beliefs might change her beliefs. Perhaps wisely (for her own …

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09 Dec 2005, 19:21 p.m.

Articulation

I was poking through my blog archives recently. Man, I wrote more substantive and funny posts in November of last year than in most months this year, back before I had a weekly column that …

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09 Dec 2005, 19:10 p.m.

Manufacturing Consent To Laugh

I've come up with a commonsensical procedure for manufacturing observational humor. In fact, it's so commonsensical that I refuse to believe I'm the first to invent it. It won't catapult you to the standup A-list, …

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08 Dec 2005, 12:56 p.m.

Quote of the Day

Well, there are probably several, including Scott Rosenberg's instantly memorable comment on a person updating Video Dog ("I think he's walking the Dog"), but the only one I have said is: "Well, too bad Tupper …

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07 Dec 2005, 12:08 p.m.

"House Band" (hat-tip to Leonard)

Leonard and I did a silly song about House. You can listen to the Ogg file of the song in iTunes or WinAmp, as well as many other music players.

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05 Dec 2005, 16:17 p.m.

Worry

Is Malcolm Gladwell really talking about himself?But if you're the one responsible for those bright new ideas there is no such certainty. You come up with one great idea, and the process is so miraculous …

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05 Dec 2005, 8:06 a.m.

Wuh?

In my dream, Harlan Ellison was dating a guy I knew. I should have known it was a dream because we all hung out and it was awesome and fun and not awkward at all.Clarification: …

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04 Dec 2005, 9:37 a.m.

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At http://www.insidebayarea.com/bayarealiving/ci_3278439 we have my new MC Masala on sitting on BART with my eyes closed. "....I'm not very disciplined, so I have to close my eyes to ignore the outside world...." And at http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/04/magazine/04coach.html …

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