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I read FTrain regularly. Paul Ford is a writer…
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I read FTrain regularly. Paul Ford is a writer in New York and his stuff really does it for me. If I recall correctly, most of the other writers on the site are his fictional creations, so I have Mr. Ford to thank for "The time I did lines with a bunch of grad students upstate and we ran around in the woods naked firing guns at each other at random" by Scott Rahin. I don't see enough plain-English descriptions of drug use, and this one hits the spot:
His girlfriend had a station wagon and she drove us all to the top of a hill. As discussed in the car, we got out, took off all of our clothes, and did lines off the warm hood of the car, from the same bag of coke I had delivered. Then we ran into the woods while counting to 30. After 30 you could start firing.Other good gateway drug FTrain essays include "Heloise in Hell" and "Cleaning My Room", bachelor anthems.